Doctors’ Airlines
Guess what would happen if the docs have their own airlines?
They would name it “Doc-Air”.
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The announcement would be heard thus……Welcome on board “Doc air” airlines.We have Dr Kulshrestha, Head Cardiology deptt,and Dr Venkat sastry,Head Neuro Deptt as pilots,co pilot Dr Gaurav Pandit from Deptt of Surgery and our wonderful crew has Sisters Rosamma,Susamma and Molamma and Lab Assistant Joji.We shall be covering the journey from Anatomypur to medicineland in about 10 hours.Passengers are requested to fasten the seat belts in the design of an Aberdeens Knot or a reef knot only.This is for your own safety as other knots would not stay for long.
All passengers would be given a basin of savlon water and would be required to “scrub and wash” before fastening their belts.
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Another announcement……Refreshments shall be served once the seatbelt signs are off.Our crew member Joji would be taking blood samples of all the passengers and those of you who are found to be hypoglycemic would be given an extra serving of the dessert.
Then the plane would take off as smoothly as the insertion of muscles to the bone….and would cruise at a breath taking speed of light..( naturally…its taking you from anatomypur to medicineland in 10 hours and not years!!)
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Announcement……You can now unfasten your belts and sit in whatever anatomical position you prefer to.
Trolleys….not the catering trolleys but surgical trolleys with meals would be wheeled on the alley with the smiling crew serving you with wonderful “gana”(khana……ye Madrasi crew hai re baba …)
and a saline bottle instead of the mineral water would be served.
There would be special short courses conducted during the jouney which would be sponsored by Medical Companies.Gift hampers of colorful Medi literature would be distributed to all passengers.
Upon landing,colorful Dicharge Tickets with your family photos would be given to you.
There would be a smooth landing just as smooth as a peripheral blood blood smear!!
Have a wonderful flight!!!
Disclaimer:All names are fictitious and any resemblance is purely coincidental.